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billnye:monstertruckrally:

everyone has been wondering, so i’m going to tell you guys why the music scene is such a shithole right now.

• bands are ugly if bands were more attractive, more people would like their music. not all bands are ugly though. i mean all of cash cash is hot and all of the maine are hot except that fugly ginger thing. i don’t even know what he is.
• the wrong bands get credit i’m so sick and tired of hearing about how awesome bands like brand new are. they’re just old people and they’re annoying and they are not all that good. they just depress everyone, and nobody wants to get all dressed up all nice and go to shows to be depressed, am i right? i know i talk about brand new a lot, but i just hate them! seriously, i just want to smush jesse lacey’s face in! how does he get away with making such terrible music? people on ap.net suck his cock too, and then they make fun of legitimate musicians, like jcook and ryan ross (who is probably is going to go down in history as the second coming of john lennon, he is so talented).
• mean sites like ap.net and fbr-trash making fun of the actual musicians who make actual music.
• BRAND NEW more like brand n00b lol. bands like ftsk, the maine, cash cash, bmth, and plenty of others fucking pwn the shit out of these untalented assholes. i know that i mention this a lot, but i don’t think that i can reiterate enough how much i absolutely abhor this abortion of a band.
• fat people are allowed at shows and that makes shows unattractive to people. i know that this seems superficial, but nobody wants to be around fat people, srsly. i think that they should either not be allowed there, or there should be a special section for them, and then the regular people can be in the front.
• it is frowned upon when guys in bands sleep with underage girls. this has nothing to do with the scene, it just bothers me personally. i think that bands should be able to express themselves as artists, without regard to what age their outlet is.

if everyone fixes these things shows will be fun again IN MY OPINION. if you don’t like my opinion, whatever. this is my tumblr, and i write my opinion, so if you reblog with mean stuff you’re stupid.